What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 14:24

Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What is your best gay fantasy?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
How do I identify fake friends in life?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?